Saturday, December 07, 2013

Blogmas - Day 7 ❤ I am 33% stupid!

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythm.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit .

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.

[ ] You type only with two fingers.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore

[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

[ ] You have ran around naked in your house/gone streaking

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[ ] The word "ummm" is used many times a day.

-- multiply score by 3

-- then repost as "I am __% stupid".

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