Things that make me say 'TYPICAL!'

I always find myself saying 'ugh, typical!', so... I've compiled a little list!

How typical is it that... (sometimes)

...when you want something, you're broke

...when you have money to spend, there's nothing you want

...when you need something, you can't find it

...then, when you don't need it, it turns up

...when you wear a jacket, the weather gets hot

...when you wear a dress/skirt, it rains

...when you need to rush out the door, there's no time to shower

...when your man 'lets' you take over the telly, there's nothing on

...when you're looking forward to something, then somebody lets you down

...when you want to wear a particular item of clothing, but it's in the wash

...when you go to make tea, the milk/sugar is gone

...when you fancy a biscuit with said tea, there's none

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These are just a couple of things that make me say 'TYPICAL!'

Do these things ever happen to you?