I actually came across this on a friend's Facebook and had to give it a go. Apologies in advance for some missing questions. I'm guessing the original poster didn't want to answer them so took them out!
1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Call for help like a normal person would?
2.Your best friend tells you she's pregnant. What is your reaction?
I'd be happy for her. Jealous, but happy.
3.When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Recently enough!
4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Not telling!
5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Not telling!
6. What are you craving right now?
A cheeseburger.
7. What was the last thing you cried about?
I had to leave my family.
8. When you buy something and your change is a penny, do you keep it?
I usually throw it into whatever charity box is beside the till.
9. What color is your tissue box?
Don't have one.
10. Is there a ceiling fan in your room & if so does it have dust on it?
No
11. What is the last voice mail you received about?
No idea, can't remember!
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
A huge, huge, HUGE argument with my fiancé, where I had packed loads of my stuff to move out.
13.Have you ever had a garage sale?
No, but I'd like to.
14. What is the last beverage you had?
Orange juice
15. Are you happy right now?
Right now, yeah I am
16. Who came over last?
Mother-in-law!
17. Do you drink energy drinks?
Very rarely
18. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Every sibling has made that joke at one point or another, haha
19. Dark or light jeans?
Dark is much more flattering, I think.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
American Beauty
21. What is in your pocket?
There are no pockets on my pyjamas
*where are questions 22-24?!*
25. When is your birthday?
February 8th
26. What are you going to do after this?
Chill out.
27. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
My fiancé
28. What about your favorite dessert?
Pavlova, with ice cream on the side.
29. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
A third or fourth cousin I think
30. Do you like pickles?
No
31. Is someone in love with you?
I'd like to think so, haha
32. What color is your couch?
Black
33. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
No, but I get told I look a bit like one of my cousins
34. Does someone like you right now?
Yup
35. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
No actually
36. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
My dad
37. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
Seven
38. Do you swear at your parents?
Not 'at' them, but talking to them
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yep
40. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Christmas present
41. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you?
My sense of humour
42. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it?
Omelette last night..yum!
43. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Both
44. Have you ever blocked someone from facebook?
Numerous times
45. Who was it?
Creeps
46. Do you wear a name tag at work?
No job at the moment
47. What color is your iPod?
Purple
48. What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
My rose quartz heart from my fiancé
49. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to Sarah (Little Miss Petite)
50. If the last person you kissed said that you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them?
Yeah
51. Do you believe that any of your ex's think about you?
Yeah.
52. Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
Yeah, I'm 25 so 33 isn't that bad.
53. What were you doing at 1am this morning?
Talking to Sarah!
54. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Nope
55. Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
I can't remember,
56. Do you know a secret about your ex and if he/she pisses you off will you tell?
Yeah I do, but I'd never tell, whatever happens.
57. What's with you and the last person you texted?
He's my dad
58. Have you ever had your heart broken? If so how many times? How did it feel?
Twice. Obviously it felt awful.
59. What time did you wake up this morning?
8.30am, then again at 10
60. What's on your bed right now?
Duvet, pillows, fairy lights
61. Are you someone who worries too often?
Yeah
62. Do you like to cuddle/snuggle?
Of course :)
63. Would it hurt seeing the person you last kissed, kissing someone else?
Uh, yeah
64. What color is your hair?
Black
65. Honestly, if you could go back 1 month and change something would you?
Probably not
66. Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Yeah, my mum
67. Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
Yeah... best feeling!
68. Are you wasting your time on someone?
Probably!
69. Are you excited about anything today?
It's pretty much night-time, so sleep I guess :)
70. On average, what do you think you cry the most about?
Stress
71. What does the newest text message in your inbox say?
"you're welcome joanna, i'll chat to you soon, love you too xxx"
72. Have you ever kissed an ex after breaking up?
Yes.
73. Who are 5 people your last texts are from?
Dad, Elijah, Mam, Derek & James
74. Do you currently have a hickey?
No
75. Last person you texted?
My Dad
76. Miss anyone?
Yup, my family
77. Have you ever skipped class?
Nope
78. What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
All night. One of the best memories I have
79. How many people are you texting?
None right now
80. Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell?
Yeah, thankfully
81. Where was the last place you went?
Lidl
82. Let's be honest, have you ever been played by someone?
Yup
83. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a M?
Yeah
84. Who is the last person that called you and what did they say?
My mum, and just updating me on everything.
85. Do you trust all your friends?
Some.
86. Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Yeah
87. Are you usually wide awake in the morning?
Sometimes, if I'm excited about going somewhere, but I'm a night owl.
88. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Brown
89. Do you dance in the car?
Yeah
90. Do you always answer your phone?
Depends who's calling
91. Would you like to be in a relationship right now?
I'm in one.
92. Who's hoodie did you wear last?
My fiancé's
93. Do you sleep on your stomach?
No, my boobs are too big, haha
94. Is love really a beautiful thing?
It sure is
95. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I've answered this already, but yeah I'd think so
96. Are you in a good mood right now?
Yeah!
97. Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?
Hahaha, who knows?
98. Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Yeah, a guy and a girl
99. Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Yup :)
100. How many people on your top friends have you slept in the same bed with?
'top friends'? Myspace, is that you?
101. Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Yeah I think so
102. What are you listening to?
My Christmas playlist
103. Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend'?
Yup!
104. When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
This morning
105. Can you touch your toes?
Yep
106. Do you have any interesting tattoos/piercings?
I don't think my tattoos are 'interesting' to anyone else, but I love them.
107. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to Sarah!!
108. What's your favorite season?
Autumn or Winter
109. Last thing you ate/drank?
A ham sandwich and tea, just now
110. How many siblings do you have?
8... I know, haha
111. Needles aren't so horrible?
I'm terrified of them, but I have 4 tattoos and had my lip pierced - go figure
112. What time did you go to bed last night?
Too late.
113. Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
Yep.
114. Do you think the last person you texted is nice?
Yeah!
115. What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Orange juice
116. Are you scared of spiders?
Terrified
117. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yeah
118. Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
Yeah. Well, just in the water, as i can't swim
119. Last person you drove with in a car?
My fiancé
120. Who should start the kiss, the girl or the guy?
Any of them, whatever feels right at the time
122. What’s irritating you right now?
The fact that my family are 3/4 hours away
123. What radio station(s) do you listen to?
A few, only in the car
124. Are you afraid of the dark?
No, I used to be
125. Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah
126. Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
Yeah, more than one person
127. Do you get distracted easily?
Sometim-oh look, a cat! Sometimes.
128. Was this the best year of your life?
Nope
129. Who are your best friends?
I don't have 'best friends', but a small group of friends I know I can talk to.
130. What is the weather like?
Cold
131. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive, but never forget
132. Do you flirt a lot?
With my man
133. Could you live with someone without marrying them?
Yeah I think so
134. Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Yep :(
135. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
I don't think so
136. Who was the last person that made you feel safe?
I'm not sure
137. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yes.
138. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Yeah, unfortunately. I wish it was different though.
139. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I like to think so.
140. What did you do yesterday?
Cleaned until I was exhausted
141. What time did you go to bed at and when did you wake up?
I answered this already
142. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Depends, but mostly, yes
143. Believe in love at first sight?
No.. lust
144. What phrase or saying do you use the most?
'omg'
147. Who is your favorite person to talk to online?
Sarah. There are one or two others too.
150. What’s your biggest fear?
Losing the people I love
153. Do you like your handwriting?
Not really
154. When did you last kiss someone on the cheek?
Today
155. Which shoe do you put on first?
Whichever shoe I pick up first
156. What was the last thing that made you smile?
My cats
157. Are you afraid of dying?
Yep :(
158. Who would you rather be with right now?
I'd love to be with my family
162. Do you sunburn easily?
Yeah, I'm so pale
163. Have you ever worn lipstick before?
Yep
165. What do you think of when you hear the word “plume”?
Honestly, it sounds like something to do with a penis, haha
166. When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?
2 or 3 days ago
167. Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yeah, an old man in his car, I'll never forget it :(
168. Are most of your friends virgins?
I don't know.
169. Warm up near the fire or cuddle under the stars?
I like both!
170. What is the weirdest moment between you and your current boyfriend/girlfriend?
I don't think we have 'weird' moments
171. Have you ever bitten someone else’s tongue?
Mhmm.
172. Do you prefer short or long hair on the opposite sex?
Short
173. Have you ever been given an engagement ring?
Yeah
174. What would you do if you opened your door to a dead person?
Squeal probably!
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